Tweet twisters; #INDvsPAK #BleedBlue

When the whole country was watching the cricket, i was watching their emotions. Following the #IndvsPak, i came across many interesting posts and reactions all across the web. Be it R Jadeja doing live tweets or any common man sittin g before the television set, all these will tell you how did India spent this Sunday, rather a Super Sunday.

(Jokes Apart: We won and they played well. Cricket wins and entertainment follows. )

1.

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The Social media was flooded with this Photo being shared by the Tennis Legend on his Face Book page this Morning. Who cares, if Maria Sharapova doesnt know Who GOD is !!!

2. Jeete to hina rabbani humari aur haare to mayawati tumhari….

(Pakistani Girls are always Beautiful 🙂 🙂 )

3Pakistan iss baat se or bhi tanav mai aa gaya hai…Ki Uski haar’ ka vishleshan krne ke liye indian news channel’ RAZA MURAD ko bulayagi ..

(Thank God Pakistan doesnt have Arnab Goswami )

4. And I suddenly Felt SHAHID ‪#‎AFRIDI‬ Is the REAL LIFE BENJAMIN BUTTON . .

(The Last survivor of the team since ages 😛 )

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Afridi Trolled

5. पाकिस्तानी बल्लेबाजों की हालत ठीक उन पतियों की तरह हो रही है जो सिर्फ बीवी के सामनें संघर्ष करते नज़र आते हैं।

(Was expecting some Santa Banta Jokes)

6. Dont forget ‪#‎Misbah‬ is our man… After all he was the one who handed over the First ‪#‎T20Worldcup‬ to us.. Show some respect to the old man.

(Nostalgia)

7. शोएब अख्तर जिस तरह से उर्दू के जुमले मार रहे थे वो ये लग रहा था वो कमेंट्री बॉक्स में नहीं उर्दू मुशायरे में बैठे हों।

(Rawalpindi Express trolled)

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This little girl made the day

8. BIGB doing commentary looks lucky for India. The last time he did, India won and saved teen guna lagan

(Bol Bachan)

9. पीके में अनुष्का शर्मा को किस करने वाले पाकिस्तानी लौंडे सरफराज से बदला लेने का ये अपना तरीका था

(R Jadeja confirmed it..)

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He is real SIR

10. Lovely University has better placement than Pakistan batsmen.

(Poor Guys)

11. आधे हिन्दुस्तान के लिए पाकिस्तान पर जीत के साथ वर्ल्ड कप आज ही खत्म हो जाएगा

(Sahi hai Boss)

12. Someone play that mauka song. I am going to burst the crackers left from diwali.

13. 6-0. Kab phodenge yaar patakhe ‪#‎IndvsPak‬ ‪#‎CWC15‬

(Best Add)

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Best Ad Ever

14. और इसी बीच पाकिस्तान मे पटाखों की दूकान के बाहर बोर्ड लग गया है. “बेचा हुआ माल वापस नहीं होगा”

15. Pados Ke Mulk Se Awaaz Aa Rahi Hai Papa Jeet Gaye, Papa Jeet Gaye. 😉

( The Naughty Indian)

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This is so TRUE

16. Akmal To Change His Name To DUCKMAL. A for Akmal B for Ball C for Catch D for Drop

(Catch Miss Match Miss )

17. Na Ishq Me, Na Pyaar Me, Jo Maza Pakistan Ki Haar Me.

(Gustakhi Maaff)

18. Virat Kohli scored 100 but didn’t send flying kisses to Anushka. Even Kohli Is Scared of Hindu Mahasabha.

(EPIC by Sir Jadeja)

19. कश्मीर में कुछ घुसपैठिये पकड़े गए,उनका कहना है,पाकिस्तान में लाइट नहीं है जनाब,हम तो मैच देखने आ रहे थे

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Thodi sasti toh banti hai boss….

20. Afridi Is Throwing Balls At Virat Kohli’s Butt. Why Is Afridi Behaving Like Anushka Sharma? 😉

(Afridi z Gay !!!!!)

21. बहुत कम लोगों को मालूम है कि पाकिस्तान के खिलाफ ये गुस्सा कोहली ने तभी पाल लिया था जब ‘पीके’ में उनकी गर्लफ्रेंड को पाकिस्तानी लौंडे सरफराज ने किस किया था…!

(Romance of Cricket and Bollywood)

22. Why Pakistan lost?
Overheard from Pak Dressing Room just before the match started.
Pak. Players to Afridi: Bhaijan aaj har gaye to kya hoga?
Afridi: Abe, ye soch galti se jeet gaye, to English koun bolega?
NOW YOU KNOW WHY PAKISTAN LOST.
Morale of the Story: Know English, beat Pakistan.

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English English English English…..

Dekh Bhai Trolls…

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DISCLAIMER: All these are not my views, copied and pasted here from facebook and Twitter. If there is any copy right issue, please do not sue me, i am a poor soul and a great Indian.

Happily..

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